The most stomach-churning cocktail I’ve ever heard of.
Ingredients:
2 McNuggets (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Now, I’ve dipped the occasional french fry into a milkshake — and I’ve defended it, because french fries go well with a shake — but this is just straight up nasty.
The barbeque sauce on the rim of the glass, the salty-pretending-to-be-chicken nugget in with the milkshake — it’s just wrong.
So why am I blogging this? Because the next time we’re at some greasy joint and I dip an unsalted french fry into my chocolate shake, I don’t want to hear a word from any of you. Yeah. I went there.
I want you to picture being the friend of this misguided duo, invited over to watch them sip barbeque sauce with vodka-laced milk and thank your lucky Hamburglar that the most outrageous thing you’ve ever seen me do with a milkshake, is dip a fry in it.
Leave me and my french fries alone! — Wow, never thought I’d say that post-Bush!
As for Missies Alie and Georgia:
I think it’s extremely healthy that you’re confident enough, in yourselves, to post your recipe on the world wide frakking web. But there is something really wrong with minds that could take staples of precious childhood memories and concoct with them a vomitous (I’ve always wanted to use that word) alcoholic beverage.
You’re nuts. Love that you own it, but would prefer if you cured it.
One Comment
I think the most important ingredient for these “special” girls is the Vodka. They were, of course, blasted when they came up with this bright recipe. Nice work girls!