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The Char Siew Pau Swatch

Every dim sum fan has their own way of picking out good restaurants.
I’ve found that if a chef has the good sense to keep his Char Siew pink, every other dish is enjoyable. Here’s how to grade a dim sum restaurant by the colour of their Char Siew Pau.

The further right the pau’s filler is [...]

By Johanan Sen

Every dim sum fan has their own way of picking out good restaurants.

I’ve found that if a chef has the good sense to keep his Char Siew pink, every other dish is enjoyable. Here’s how to grade a dim sum restaurant by the colour of their Char Siew Pau.

The Char Siew Pau Gradient | 2008 Johanan Sen | Manicbyte.com

The further right the pau’s filler is on the gradient, the tastier it is and the better the restaurant.

Because the pork is barbecued first and then steamed in a bun, it’s a hard one for the cook to get right. Many often overcook the meat and burn the pinkness out of the sauce, or they start with a horrible black marinade to begin with.

It is the first dish I order when scoping out a new place. I take one look at the center of a Char Siew Pau and if the sucker ain’t pink, I’m finishing early and I won’t be back for seconds.

It’s gotten to be a running joke with some of my friends. “Uh-oh, Joe’s lookin’ at the pau. Is it pink? Damn…are we leaving?”

Friends joked about a swatch that they could use to grade their local dim sum place by “the J standard”. I always laughed it off until recently when a friend took me to a restaurant, raving about their Char Siew Pau.

The pork came out black. I didn’t say a word. Had to smile and pretend everything was tasty, making “mmmMMMMM” noises through 10 bad dishes.

Got back and Photoshop-ed me a swatch. Now save yourselves the pain :-(

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